JOIN THE CLUB, EVERYBODY’S CRYING.
For tears, tantrums, and the messy stuff in between, Cry Club has the tools you need.
100% Cotton. Handmade in New Orleans. Machine washable, emotionally reusable.
Your emotional support fabric.
You swore you weren’t gonna cry. Then you did. Then you cried about crying. The Cry Baby Towel thrives on saltwater and regret. It’s soft and frankly loves your emotional vulnerability.
When to use:
In your crybox (your car)
In the bathroom on a first date
For your spilled $12 matcha
Soft support for loud feelings.
Designed for dramatic exits from the playroom, the Tantrum Towel is made for big feelings for tiny humans (or adults who really should know better).
Care Instructions:
Machine washable, like your shame (if you had any)
Use generously, clean up responsibly
100% cotton, 0% judgment
For the messier sides of joy.
Not every towel has to be for tears. The Happy Hanky handles all forms of fluid expression. Discreet, absorbent, and is always ready for round two. Wash it tomorrow…or don’t. We’re not your mom.
For best results:
Use with someone you don’t hate (can be yourself)
MERCH FOR YOUR MELTDOWN
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MERCH FOR YOUR MELTDOWN 〰️
Cry Club is for people who feel things deeply. Those who cry easily, or loudly, or out of nowhere. Those who hold it together all day and then fall apart in the car. The ones who’ve been told they’re “too sensitive” or “a lot” and are tired of pretending they’re not.
We Exist because keeping it all in doesn’t work. Tears, tantrums, shutdowns, and full-body sobs are normal reactions to a world that asks way too much. Cry Club makes space for that. For grief and joy and anger and relief and all the feelings that don’t come out neatly.
You don’t have to be calm or articulate or put-together here. You don’t owe anyone an explanation. Cry if you need to. Lose it a little. Be human. That’s the whole point.